Martin Quote #1287

Quote from Martin in No Sex Please, We're Skittish

Niles: I sold my "s" to earn some money so I could buy Dad a Christmas present.
Martin: Which present?
Niles: The fishing pole.
Martin: You bought that with "s" money?
Daphne: Why didn't you tell me?
Niles: Oh, it was such a long time ago it completely slipped my mind. You're not really upset, are you?
Martin: Well, of course I am! That was my favorite pole.

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 ‘No Sex Please, We're Skittish’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: I don't remember you having any complaints when we were in bed. I seem to recall hearing the term "stallion-like"!
Roz: I never said that.
Frasier: Well, one of us did.

Quote from Roz

Roz: It's about my new job. It's a nightmare.
Niles: Didn't you just start today?
Roz: Yes. My boss already hit on me, I'm supposed to work nights and weekends, and my assistant is an idiot and I can't fire her 'cause she's, like, three minorities rolled into one.

Quote from Niles

Roz: Niles, I need to talk to you. You're not with Frasier, are you?
Niles: Why does everybody treat us like we're joined at the hip? I do have coffee with other people other than my brother, you know.
Roz: Good. 'cause I'm avoiding him.
Niles: Oh, then talk fast. He's meeting me in five minutes.