Martin Quote #1246
Quote from Martin in Roe to Perdition
Bree: Hi, Mr. Crane, I'm Bree, Todd's manager. I wanted to apologize for the trouble you had with our ATM. And make sure that you got your $40.
Martin: What? Uh, oh, no, no. You don't need to give anything to me. The machine accidentally gave me $60 instead of $20, so I need to give you $40.
Bree: So, you want to put this in your account?
Martin: No, no. I want you to take it, plus this $40, and put it back wherever it came from.
Bree: Well, I'm afraid I've already done the paperwork. Now, you'll have to speak with our branch manager, and he's out of town.
Martin: This is ridiculous.
Bree: I'm sorry. Although, there is one other possibility. Let me try something.
Martin: Thank you.
Bree: Don't mention it. [after dialing the phone:] Per-son-al.
Frasier Quotes
‘Roe to Perdition’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Bank President: Mr. Crane, as the president of the bank, I want to assure you that it is not our policy to draw firearms on customers trying to make a deposit.
Martin: [wearily] It wasn't a deposit.
Bank President: Now, I'm sure that neither of us wants to turn this into a protracted legal battle, so if you would simply sign this non-disclosure agreement here, here, here, and here. Our attorneys have authorized me to compensate you for your troubles in the amount of $10,000, which can be credited to your account.
Martin: Ten grand?
Bank President: Plus the $40 from our original mistake.
Martin: Oh, what the hell, I just want to get it over with. [Signs the forms.]
Bank President: That's wonderful. Now, is there anything else I can do for you?
Daphne: Could I open an account?
Quote from Niles
Petyr: [strong Russian accent] You know, the reason for such high prices is the Russian mafia. They control this market.
Niles: The Russian mafia controls Robert's Gourmet Goodies?
Frasier: He means the caviar market, you ninny.
Quote from Niles
Petyr: You taste.
Frasier: You really must try this, Niles.
Niles: It's like being kissed by a lusty mermaid!