Martin Quote #1237

Quote from Martin in Kenny on the Couch

Kenny: Hey, Martin.
Martin: Oh, hi, Kenny. I didn't know you were here. How's it going?
Kenny: Okay, I guess. I have an emotionally crippled father.
Martin: You don't say.
Kenny: So, where you headed?
Martin: Uh, gonna grab a beer at McGinty's.
Kenny: Really? Well, I'm sure dehydrated after all that crying.
Martin: You don't say.
Kenny: You mind if I tag along with you?
Martin: Sure, why not?
Kenny: Oh, thanks, Martin. I really appreciate it. I bet you were a great dad. [sobbing again]
Martin: Oh, geez.

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Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Did you tell him that he should go out more?
Martin: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Frasier: Well, he is using it as an excuse to quit therapy. After one night out with you in a bar, the man is ready to throw away three weeks of intense analysis.
Martin: Well, Fras, the guy's finally having a little fun. Don't you want him to be happy?
Frasier: I am not trying to make him happy. I am trying to cure his depression!

Quote from Niles

Ahmrit: Nice Bhujangasana, Daphne. And yours is very nice too, Niles. You're doing so much better this week.
Niles: Thank you. I just did what you suggested, and imagined myself having the reptilian sinuousness of a lizard scuttling across the desert floor.
Ahmrit: I thought I said rain forest.
Niles: You did, but I don't like the damp.

Quote from Niles

Daphne: If you want to learn yoga, why do we need some fancy private teacher? There are classes we could take together down at the Y.
Niles: Yes, and afterwards there are anti-fungal lotions we can use together, too.