Niles Quote #1841

Quote from Niles in Tales from the Crypt

Gertrude: Oh, for heaven's sake! We haven't got any candy, shove off!
Niles: Great. Now they know we're here.
Gertrude: That is precisely what's wrong with this country. Everyone's afraid to stand up to the children. [opening the door]
Jason: Trick-or-treat!
Gertrude: Didn't you hear? We've got no candy.
Niles: We can offer you hotel soaps.

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