Frasier: For the record, I knew immediately it was not my car. Mine has a bumper sticker on it that says, "I am pro-opera and I vote"

Daphne: Mum, we're off to the symphony.
Gertrude: Haven't the Germans punished us enough?

Bulldog: I got this friend down at the impound lot, who came across a smashed-up BMW, same make and model as Frasier's.
Roz: You didn't. You got Frasier.
Bulldog: I had his car towed from the garage, the wreck put in its place.
Kenny: The doc totally freaked when he saw it. First, he started swearing, and then he implored the heavens, and just when his lip started trembling, Bulldog comes out, tells him it's all a prank.
Bulldog: Hey, Bulldog observes the mercy rule. Besides, I got the whole thing on tape.