Frasier Quote #2894
Quote from Frasier in Cheerful Goodbyes
Frasier: Everybody, uh, listen up. Cliff is going through kind of a crisis about leaving.
Carla: No. No, he's not. No crisis.
Frasier: All I'm saying is that it would go a long way toward helping him if you could just let him know how much you're going to miss him. Tell him, you know, how sad you are that he's leaving.
Norm: I don't know, Fras. Look, I'm his best friend, but I am no good at the mushy stuff.
Frasier: Surely you can come up with a few words to say, Norm.
Norm: Yeah, but what if he cries? What if he tries to hug me? What are people gonna think, two guys hugging? I, uh-
Carla: [grabbing Norm's hair] Hey! You're gonna kiss him with tongue if that's what it takes to get rid of him.
Frasier Quotes
‘Cheerful Goodbyes’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: So, Carla, how've you been?
Carla: Well, two of my kids are in jail, the bank's about to foreclose on my house and, after tonight, I'm never gonna see Cliff Clavin again. Things are great!
Frasier: Yeah, Carla was never really a fan of Cliff's.
Carla: Yeah, not to talk the guy down, but he's a big blowhard who thinks he knows everything and never shuts up.
Daphne: Imagine.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: It was about ten years ago when I too left Boston. But the kind wishes and outpouring of emotions from my friends remain fresh in my mind. I still remember Sam throwing me a lavish party and dubbing me the "Einstein of Cheers", against my modest protests that I was merely the Neils Bohr.
Carla: You still are.
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Well, you know, I hadn't planned on making a speech, so my remarks will have to be extemporaneous.
Carla: I hope that means "dirty".
Martin: Smart money's on "long".