Frasier: Everybody, uh, listen up. Cliff is going through kind of a crisis about leaving.
Carla: No. No, he's not. No crisis.
Frasier: All I'm saying is that it would go a long way toward helping him if you could just let him know how much you're going to miss him. Tell him, you know, how sad you are that he's leaving.
Norm: I don't know, Fras. Look, I'm his best friend, but I am no good at the mushy stuff.
Frasier: Surely you can come up with a few words to say, Norm.
Norm: Yeah, but what if he cries? What if he tries to hug me? What are people gonna think, two guys hugging? I, uh-
Carla: [grabbing Norm's hair] Hey! You're gonna kiss him with tongue if that's what it takes to get rid of him.