Martin Quote #1077
Quote from Martin in Mother Load (Part 2)
Frasier: I tell you, Cam Winston has not heard the last of this. I am calling an emergency meeting of the condo board tomorrow morning.
Martin: You can't fight this, Frasier. It'll just look like you're attacking the flag.
Frasier: I'm not attacking the flag. Cam is using the flag to attack me!
Martin: You're right, but you're still going to lose.
Frasier: Yes, but-but the building has bylaws about this sort of thing. If this was anything but the American flag, people would demand that it be taken down.
Martin: Face it, Fras, Cam's got you on this one. Boy, I have to say, that guy is smart.
Frasier: Oh, really? Well, if he's so smart and you're so smart, why don't you two live together?
Martin: At least he's got a view.
Frasier Quotes
‘Mother Load (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Gertrude
Daphne: I know you're upset, Mum, but it's not like you and Dad had a perfect marriage.
Gertrude: That's because there's no such thing. You young modern people think marriage is some sort of promenade through paradise, when it's more like a march through Hell with a man strapped to your back and a litter of nasty babies swinging from your teats!
Quote from Simon
Simon: Well, I'm just getting some provisions for my trip.
Daphne: What trip?
Simon: Well, I just thought I'd go meet some mates in California.
Daphne: You can't run out on Mum, she's counting on you!
Simon: She's got the other boys back home.
Daphne: They've all sided with Dad, you know that. You're all she's got.
Simon: I'm not cut out to take care of Mum. She's too demanding. She turned Dad into a shiftless drinker. I can't have her doing that to me.
Quote from Niles
Daphne: It was a good idea taking Mum out today. Helped take her mind off Dad.
Niles: Yeah, although I'm not sure the zoo was the best idea. The sight of those amorous wolverines seemed to set her back a bit.
Daphne: Amorous? I thought they were trying to kill each other.
Niles: Well, either way, it seemed to remind her of something.