Martin Quote #1006
Quote from Martin in Don Juan in Hell (Part 1)
Martin: What the hell happened? Claire just ran out of here without even saying goodbye.
Frasier: We broke up.
Martin: What?
Frasier: Well, I broke up with her.
Martin: You are a piece of work, aren't you? You just couldn't stand a good thing, could you? I bet you were planning on this since Belize.
Frasier: I have not.
Martin: Ah, don't give me that. You did the same thing you always do, you go around asking everybody's advice, then you just do whatever the hell you want. And it's usually wrong, by the way.
Frasier: Look, I was just being true to my feelings, Dad. There's no reason to be mad at me.
Martin: I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at myself. I knew this was coming and I let myself get attached.
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‘Don Juan in Hell (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Hey Niles, try this pancake. Claire had them crumble the bacon right into the batter.
Niles: Oh, I don't really like pancakes.
Martin: Well, that's 'cause you're used to Daphne's. Here.
Niles: Oh, those are magnificent.
Martin: Yeah. And Claire invented them.
Daphne: Yes, no doubt on the seventh day while you were resting.
Quote from Niles
Niles: Excuse me, miss, do you have the time?
Roz: Yes, it's- [looking up, double-take] Niles?
Niles: [Jamaican accent] Ya, mon!
Roz: You look... did you get hit on the head by a coconut?
Niles: The coconut of revelation. I discovered a whole new side of myself in Belize, and I'm not going to abandon Island Niles just 'cause my vacation's over.
Roz: Well, Island Niles might want to rethink the short pants.
Niles: Island Niles would prefer not to wear pants at all.
Quote from Roz
Kristi: You told me not to come because this was just gonna be some boring party with your mom's friends.
Kirby: Roz is my mom's friend
Kristi: She was your prom date!
Kirby: Damn, baby, why you got to be this way? I'm trying to show you respect by keeping you from seeing my other lady.
Roz: I was never his lady!
Kirby: Damn, baby, that's cold.
Kristi: She's old enough to be your mother, practically.
Roz: Damn, baby, now that's cold.