Frasier Quote #2563
Quote from Frasier in Semi-Decent Proposal
Frasier: Well, you're a very lucky young man, Kirby. You know, I loved studying U.S. history. What could be more fascinating than the rich and unfolding epic of the very soil on which we live?
Kirby: Uh, will that question be on the test?
Frasier: Doubtful. So, which chapter are you on?
Kirby: Whoa, is that my book?
Frasier: I see. Chapter 1. You may want to take some notes.
Kirby: I don't have a pen. But just tell me, I'll remember it.
Lana: Oh yeah, yeah, that's gotten you far. Get off your ass and get a pen!
[Kirby and Frasier both jump up. Kirby scrambles out of the kitchen and Frasier is set to follow him]
Lana: No, not you. Not you. Not you.
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Quote from Niles
Roz: Well, I went to a party once where we each went around the room and confessed our most shameful secret. Except it had to be something that you've never told anyone before.
Niles: Oh, I don't think that's something we really want to get into.
Daphne: No, sounds like fun.
Niles: Okay, I'll go first. Oh, let's see. All right, well, Daphne, you might as well make your acquaintance with my dark side. In fifth grade, there was a bully, Jack Winfield, who was bothering a lot of the girls, so one day I waited for him outside of school and gave him a sound thumping.
Martin: Wasn't that the kid with rickets?
Niles: Rickets and a smart mouth.
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Frasier: Well, I'm off to pick up Lana.
Niles: You're oddly chipper about it.
Frasier: Well, of course I am, Niles. The sooner I deliver her to the surprise party, the sooner I can cast my net of romance over a butterfly named Claire. You know, I've got a good feeling about this one.
Niles: Oh Frasier, you always have a good feeling. You think it's going to be perfect, and then when she turns out not to be the Kierkegaard-reading, soufflé-baking, haiku-writing cellist, you're disappointed. You have to learn to settle.
Daphne: What does that mean?
Frasier: Have fun, Niles.
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Frasier: Thanks a lot. I was interested in her.
Niles: Well, how was I supposed to know?
Frasier: I was speaking German!
Niles: Oh, yes, the language of love.