Quote from Frasier in Semi-Decent Proposal
Frasier: Well, you're a very lucky young man, Kirby. You know, I loved studying U.S. history. What could be more fascinating than the rich and unfolding epic of the very soil on which we live? Kirby: Uh, will that question be on the test? Frasier: Doubtful. So, which chapter are you on? Kirby: Whoa, is that my book? Frasier: I see. Chapter 1. You may want to take some notes. Kirby: I don't have a pen. But just tell me, I'll remember it. Lana: Oh yeah, yeah, that's gotten you far. Get off your ass and get a pen! [Kirby and Frasier both jump up. Kirby scrambles out of the kitchen and Frasier is set to follow him] Lana: No, not you. Not you. Not you.