Martin Quote #878
Quote from Martin in The Bad Son
Martin: [on the phone] Well, Duke, how's the weather in Florida? Eighty-two? I sure envy you. Yes, nothing but rain here. Yeah, Channel Four said it should clear up tomorrow, but the Channel Five guy said probably not till the weekend. [doorbell rings] Yeah, then there's the Weather Channel. Early-morning guy said it'll probably break by Saturday, but then the mid-morning guy... What do you mean, you got to go? Shuffleboard? Oh come on, Duke, get a life.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Bad Son’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: Frasier, what happened?
Frasier: What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home, which splashed me. And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour.
Niles: You went six months without changing your pollen filter?
Quote from Daphne
Daphne: You remember that meteor shower we had a few years ago?
Niles: Oh please, don't remind me. I was over here having dinner with Maris. I will never forget that night.
Daphne: Neither will I. I've never seen a person cut a caper in half.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: Rule number one: always stand in back of the curb until the bus has come to a complete stop. Now take your money and put it right in here.
Frasier: Yes, thank you, Roz, but I am not completely lacking in street smarts. [to the driver] Good day, busman. The northwest corner of Highland and 1st, please.
Driver: That's not a stop.
Frasier: I know. [takes out a dollar bill] Perhaps if I just shove a little encouragement into this box-
Roz: Come on!