Niles Quote #1483
Quote from Niles in Hot Pursuit
Martin: What'd you have to talk about all that stuff for?
Niles: I was just saying what you were already thinking. You did the right thing and you're not gonna to regret it.
Martin: Yeah, well how am I going to tell Donny I just sat here and watched them walk by and get in the car?
Niles: You'll tell him proudly because you know in your heart of hearts...
Martin: Whoa. They backed into your Mercedes!
Niles: I don't believe it! They're not even leaving a note. They're driving away.
Martin: Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Niles. They're probably racked with grief and it'll spur them on to ever-greater...
Niles: Oh, shut up and take their picture. Hurry up and get their license number. Hurry! Hurry!
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Quote from Martin
Niles: Dad, I don't think this is a good idea. Where exactly is this stakeout?
Donny: It's at the Alcazar apartments. You know, in Belltown.
Niles: Belltown is sort of a sketchy neighborhood, wouldn't you say?
Martin: Oh, Niles, to you a sketchy neighborhood is when the cheese shop doesn't have valet parking.
Quote from Martin
Niles: I just see this sort of thing in my practice all the time. People make mistakes, and-and have affairs, and find some way to fix it. It's possible that by taking this picture, you're destroying any chance this man has.
Martin: Niles, the guy's a bum. He's probably always been a bum. Now, if you want to get into a debate about something, maybe you can tell me what those grass clippings were doing in the clam chowder.
Niles: That was lemon grass, and Chef Andre has gotten high kudos for that soup.
Martin: Well, if kudos are those brown chewy things, he can have 'em. I put mine in the ashtray.
Quote from Frasier
Niles: How was Boston?
Frasier: Oh, it was fine. It was great seeing Freddie again. Of course, Lilith was insufferable. She's got a new boyfriend. Some twenty-eight year old named Marcel, he's a contortionist with the Cirque de Soleil.
Niles: She's dating French circus folk?
Frasier: Yes. Well, he's actually perfect for Lilith, he has no apparent spine and she can wrap him around her finger. Of course, Lilith's smug satisfaction was a little hard to bear, though. Especially considering how long it's been since the circus came to my town.