Frasier Quote #1807
Quote from Frasier in Good Samaritan
Frasier: Dad, would you let me explain?
Martin: Frasier, look, I understand, I was in the army. We all have our urges.
Frasier: Yes, but you don't...
Fred: Just sign here.
Frasier: All that happened was...
[A cop leads Crystal, sans wig, across the room]
Crystal: Bye, Dr. Crane, sorry I got you arrested.
Frasier: Oh, that's all right, Crystal, these things happen.
Frasier: He had a wig on!
Martin: You're my son and I love you.
Frasier: Oh, will you stop saying that?!
Frasier Quotes
‘Good Samaritan’ Quotes
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Frasier: ... Oh, Lilith!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I've got something I've gotta talk to you about. For the next couple of days, you're going to hear some rather nasty stories and some snide jokes about your old man.
Freddie: Mom's coming?
Frasier: No, no she's not.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Would you please call Dad and get him down here?
Niles: All right. [on the phone] Yeah, Dad? Hi, my credit card was declined. Well, we need yours. Yeah. Well, right. Yeah, I'll see you soon.
Frasier: Oh, God, this is intolerable. Now it'll take him twenty minutes to get here.
Niles: No, he's waiting in the car.
Frasier: What? Why didn't he come in?
Niles: Frasier, this was his old precinct. When we pulled up outside, I saw a look on his face I haven't seen since he drove us home from our first and only little league game.