Frasier: Dad, would you let me explain?
Martin: Frasier, look, I understand, I was in the army. We all have our urges.
Frasier: Yes, but you don't...
Fred: Just sign here.
Frasier: All that happened was...
[A cop leads Crystal, sans wig, across the room]
Crystal: Bye, Dr. Crane, sorry I got you arrested.
Frasier: Oh, that's all right, Crystal, these things happen.
Frasier: He had a wig on!
Martin: You're my son and I love you.
Frasier: Oh, will you stop saying that?!