Frasier Quote #1796
Quote from Frasier in Good Samaritan
Man: Hey. Hey, is that my wallet you got there?
Frasier: Is it? I just found it on the floor over there, I was just about to leave it at the counter. Please, no reward.
Man: What happened to my cash?
Frasier: Well, I don't know. It was empty when I found it.
Man: Yeah, right. I had seven bucks in here.
Frasier: Well I'm sure some lucky thief is off enjoying a matinee and a small soda.
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Quote from Niles
Frasier: Would you please call Dad and get him down here?
Niles: All right. [on the phone] Yeah, Dad? Hi, my credit card was declined. Well, we need yours. Yeah. Well, right. Yeah, I'll see you soon.
Frasier: Oh, God, this is intolerable. Now it'll take him twenty minutes to get here.
Niles: No, he's waiting in the car.
Frasier: What? Why didn't he come in?
Niles: Frasier, this was his old precinct. When we pulled up outside, I saw a look on his face I haven't seen since he drove us home from our first and only little league game.