Man: Hey. Hey, is that my wallet you got there?
Frasier: Is it? I just found it on the floor over there, I was just about to leave it at the counter. Please, no reward.
Man: What happened to my cash?
Frasier: Well, I don't know. It was empty when I found it.
Man: Yeah, right. I had seven bucks in here.
Frasier: Well I'm sure some lucky thief is off enjoying a matinee and a small soda.