Niles Quote #1174

Quote from Niles in The Seal Who Came to Dinner

Marcel: Excuse me, where do you keep the-
Niles: Chef Marcel, it's so nice to meet you at last!
Marcel: You have been swimming?
Frasier: Just a dip.
Marcel: In your clotheses?
Frasier: Well, it is November. You know, it was so refreshing, I think I'll go back for another.
Niles: Don't forget your lamp.
Frasier: Oh, yes, thank you.
Niles: [to Marcel] It's getting dark in that water.

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 ‘The Seal Who Came to Dinner’ Quotes

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Niles: Let's get some lights on. [claps]
Frasier: Good Lord, what the hell is that?
Niles: Maris had it made after she lost power in a storm. Battery operated, works on a clapper so you can find it in the dark. Only problem was, the poor thing, try as she might, could never clap hard enough to activate it.

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Frasier: Oh, hello, Niles.
Niles: If my life gets any worse, I'm phoning Hell to ask about their exchange program.

Quote from Daphne

Daphne: You dirty old man. Flirting with a girl her age.
Martin: Well, she was flirting right back. I saw her giving me the once-over.
Daphne: Yeah, she looked once and it was over.