Martin Quote #604

Quote from Martin in Hot Ticket

Martin: "Tears of the Mariner"? You know, I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailor, stuck in this little town...
Frasier: No, no, Dad, please. I have carefully avoided all the reviews of this play. I don't want to hear about it before I see it.
Martin: Well, I don't want to hear about it after you see it.

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Frasier: Whatever you do, don't get specific about the play. That's the mistake you made last year when you lied about having seen "The Silent Echo." All that yammering on about how the play had third act problems. It fooled no one.
Niles: What makes you so sure?
Frasier: Well, for starters, "The Silent Echo" doesn't have a third act.

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Daphne: Don't crinkle it, I want to send it home to my family.
Martin: You sure about that?
Daphne: Oh, don't be such an old fogey. So I'm bending down and me knickers are showing a bit, but my family'll still be proud as peacocks when they see that: "Daphne Moon's Seattle".
Frasier: She certainly does.

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Frasier: Niles, what are you doing?
Niles: I'm practicing. I haven't held a cigarette since I played Duke Mantee in our junior high production of "The Petrified Forest."
Frasier: Yes, I remember watching you from the petrified audience.