Frasier: Whatever you do, don't get specific about the play. That's the mistake you made last year when you lied about having seen "The Silent Echo." All that yammering on about how the play had third act problems. It fooled no one.
Niles: What makes you so sure?
Frasier: Well, for starters, "The Silent Echo" doesn't have a third act.

Daphne: Don't crinkle it, I want to send it home to my family.
Martin: You sure about that?
Daphne: Oh, don't be such an old fogey. So I'm bending down and me knickers are showing a bit, but my family'll still be proud as peacocks when they see that: "Daphne Moon's Seattle".
Frasier: She certainly does.

Frasier: Oh, Dad. That review you were reading yesterday, "Tears of the Mariner." Do you remember it?
Martin: Kinda.
Frasier: Just concentrate. What was the play about?
Martin: Well, let me see. Uh, it started out with this old guy who was gutting a fish.
Frasier: Okay. Well, good, good.
Martin: And then he gives this fish to his son, but his son rejects it.
Frasier: Good. Good, then what?
Martin: Uh... Oh, yeah. Well, then it turns that out he's got this fatal disease, and the next thing you know, he's in this big stadium. And he's telling everyone that even though he's dying, that today, he considers himself the luckiest-
Frasier: Dad! That is "Pride of the Yankees"!
Martin: Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry about that. But I'm pretty sure that fish part was right.