Niles Quote #1067
Quote from Niles in The Life of the Party
Vicky: These eggrolls are delicious.
Niles: I, uh, made them myself.
Vicky: Really, a psychiatrist and a chef? Impressive.
Niles: Yes, well they both came in handy when I cured the ham.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Life of the Party’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: What the hell happened to your hair?
Martin: Well, what do you think? I colored it, just like you told me to.
Daphne: Yeah, but this isn't cinnamon sable.
Martin: Well, I couldn't use that, it had a woman's picture on the box. So I used some stuff called "Color In A Can" instead. It said "As seen on TV - Just spray on and go." How did I know it was a lousy product?
Frasier: If only there had been some clue.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Geez, look at this stuff. "Golden Sunset Retirement Village," "Investments for Seniors," "Willow Brook Mortuary"? What the hell kind of list am I on?
Daphne: Well, the good news is I don't think it's the kind of list they keep you on very long.
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Well, there's always your hair. I know it's not exactly your style, but there's nothing wrong with covering up that gray. I know just the right shade for you: cinnamon sable.
Martin: Cinnamon sable, huh? Sounds nice. Oh, wait. I couldn't use that, it's Duke's shade. He'd scratch my eyes out.