Martin Quote #578
Quote from Martin in The Life of the Party
Daphne: Well, there's always your hair. I know it's not exactly your style, but there's nothing wrong with covering up that gray. I know just the right shade for you: cinnamon sable.
Martin: Cinnamon sable, huh? Sounds nice. Oh, wait. I couldn't use that, it's Duke's shade. He'd scratch my eyes out.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Life of the Party’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: What the hell happened to your hair?
Martin: Well, what do you think? I colored it, just like you told me to.
Daphne: Yeah, but this isn't cinnamon sable.
Martin: Well, I couldn't use that, it had a woman's picture on the box. So I used some stuff called "Color In A Can" instead. It said "As seen on TV - Just spray on and go." How did I know it was a lousy product?
Frasier: If only there had been some clue.
Quote from Daphne
Martin: Geez, look at this stuff. "Golden Sunset Retirement Village," "Investments for Seniors," "Willow Brook Mortuary"? What the hell kind of list am I on?
Daphne: Well, the good news is I don't think it's the kind of list they keep you on very long.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Hello, Niles.
Niles: Frasier, prepare to salivate.
Frasier: Niles, if that is a picture of your new Biedermeier loveseat, you've already shown it to me.
Niles: No, this is a photo of my latest purchase: an exquisite, eighteenth-century Turkish prayer rug. Paid a fortune for it, but legend says whatever you pray for on this rug will come to you.
Frasier: Certainly worked for the dealer.