Niles Quote #1025
Niles: Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead, Daphne.
Daphne: And the SeaBea goes to... Dr. Niles Crane.
Niles: Oh. Oh.
Daphne: Congratulations!
Niles: Thank you! You know, to be accurate, it's traditional for the presenter to kiss and embrace the winner.
Daphne: But won't your brother be the presenter?
Niles: Well, we can't know that for certain.
Daphne: Oh, all right, then. [as Frasier enters:] Hello, Doctor Crane. We're just practicing for Saturday night. Best-case scenario.
Frasier: Obviously.
Frasier Quotes
‘Bad Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: What's going on, anyway? My God, I've got an appointment in twenty minutes.
Bulldog: Ah, some weenie made a big stink so they've gotta clean the milk steamer every time they use it.
Frasier: Oh.
Bulldog: Is was you, wasn't it?
Frasier: Well, if requesting basic sanitary procedures makes me a weenie, then a weenie be I.
Quote from Daphne
Frasier: Dad, not bad, either.
Martin: Yeah, thanks. Although I guess any guy looks good in a monkey suit.
Daphne: On the drive over I started musing about why they call it a monkey suit. I had quite a few theories on that one.
Martin: Oh, she sure did. [whispering to Frasier] Can I get a ride home with you?
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Oh, I've been driving around, thinking. I can't seem to get this Bulldog thing off my mind.
Martin: Well, don't worry about it. We all get obsessed sometimes. The important thing is to drop it before you start yakking on and on to someone who doesn't give a rat's ass.
Frasier: Is that your roundabout way of saying you don't want to discuss it?
Martin: You wanna take the direct route?