Roz Quote #266
Quote from Roz in Perspectives on Christmas
Roz: And on top of all that, I can't stop thinking about my mom. How am I going to tell her?
Frasier: Well, Roz, if you'd like, I could tell her for you.
Roz: Are you kidding? She's gonna be mad enough that I waited three months to tell her, the only thing worse would be to hear it from someone else.
Frasier: Well, it's entirely possible she already knows.
Roz: No way, the only person who knows she's spoken to is you- Oh, my God! Frasier!
Frasier: [as Santa, welcoming the first child:] Okay. Ho-ho-ho, who's first?
Roz: What is wrong with you? I'm going to kill you!
Girl: You're going to kill Santa?
Frasier: No, little girl, Mrs. Claus just wants to kiss me.
Roz: Yeah, I'll kiss you. Come 'ere, I'll kiss you good!
Frasier Quotes
‘Perspectives on Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: How do you expect me to get up there?
Doris: Well, you can climb up the tree.
Niles: Oh, come on.
Doris: Well, surely you climbed plenty of trees when you were a boy.
Jane: That's Dr. Crane's brother.
Albert & Doris: Oh.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you?
Martin: Why?
Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are.
Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out]
Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.