Frasier Quote #1440
Quote from Frasier in Perspectives on Christmas
Daphne: You know, the oddest thing just happened. I was walking Eddie past that church over on Chestnut. And he turned to go inside, like he assumed that was where we were going.
Frasier: That's strange. He did exactly the same thing with me yesterday when I was walking him.
Daphne: Any idea why he would do that, Mr. Crane?
Martin: Look, that dog's always doing weird things. Yesterday, when we were taking our bath together, Eddie spent fifteen straight minutes pushing the soap around with his nose like an otter. It's weird.
Frasier: Yes, if he gets any weirder, we'll have to send "Eddie" to a home.
Frasier Quotes
‘Perspectives on Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: How do you expect me to get up there?
Doris: Well, you can climb up the tree.
Niles: Oh, come on.
Doris: Well, surely you climbed plenty of trees when you were a boy.
Jane: That's Dr. Crane's brother.
Albert & Doris: Oh.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You're not going to drink that that way, are you?
Martin: Why?
Frasier: My Goodness, the first mistake in eggnog preparation is failing to garnish it properly with a dash of nutmeg. There we are.
Martin: [Martin takes a sip] Oh! Oh! Oh! [He walks over to the sink and spits it out]
Frasier: Of course, the second mistake is placing the paprika next to the nutmeg on the spice shelf.