Frasier Quote #1438
Quote from Frasier in Desperately Seeking Closure
Frasier: Well, I'm not very proud of this, but maybe I was a little dazzled by the circle you travel in.
Sam: So you were with me just so you could be around some famous people?
Frasier: It's not as though I wasn't fond of you as well.
Sam: Fond of me? Oh, well, thank you very much.
Frasier: Look, look, I understand that you're upset and I'm just gonna go.
Sam:I don't believe this. "My friend."
Frasier: I know it's shallow and it's something I'm going to have to work on.
Lesley Stahl: Hi, Sam, how are you?
Frasier: Lesley, hello. It's Dr. Frasier Crane, we met this weekend.
Lesley Stahl: Oh, are how you?
Sam: What kind of sick bastard are you?
Frasier: You're right. You're right. We're just having a little bit of a spat. But, of course, I don't need to tell you, being the ace reporter that you are.
Sam: Oh, oh, just get out of here right now!
Frasier: Right, right, okay. Listen, if you're in town for a while, maybe we can have lunch?
Sam: Get out.
Frasier: What is the matter with me? Lesley! [makes "call me" gesture]
Frasier Quotes
‘Desperately Seeking Closure’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Frasier: Roz, you must have something?
Roz: Well, you are a little full of yourself.
Frasier: Great. Okay, pompous.
Roz: And you do tend to ramble on with the callers.
Frasier: A tad loquacious.
Martin: Pretentious.
Frasier: Dad, I already wrote that down.
Martin: Underline it.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Well, I don't know about love. We've only been seeing each other for a month.
Niles: But you could see yourself falling in love with her?
Frasier: Possibly.
Niles: Some time down the line?
Frasier: Yes, yes, perhaps.
Niles: Well, no wonder you're heartbroken. You've just lost the only woman you could even possibly sometime down the line perhaps fall in love with. I'm surprised the country music people haven't jumped all over this one.
Quote from Niles
Niles: I'll have a double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #1: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte!
Waiter #2: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #3: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Niles: Excuse me, I think there was a problem in the chain of command. The middle person reversed part of it. She said, "A Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte".
Waiter #1: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #2: Double shot, non-fat, low-foam latte!
Waiter #3: Double shot, non-fat, no-foam latte!
Niles: No, no, no. You did it again, that's not what I want.
Waiter #1: Well, you can tell her yourself.
Niles: All right, I'll have a double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #2: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte.
Waiter #3: Double shot, low-fat, no-foam latte. Nutmeg?
Waiter #2: Nutmeg?
Waiter #1: Nutmeg?
Niles: No thanks. It inflames my stomach lining.
Waiter #1: Inflames his stomach lining!
Waiter #2: Inflames his stomach lining!
Waiter #3: Inflames his stomach lining!
Niles: Stop that!