Niles Quote #933
Quote from Niles in Voyage of the Damned
Niles: Well, Maris and I ran into each other on deck, and we had a long talk, and, well, she invited me back here for a glass of champagne.
Martin: Oh, that's great, Niles.
Niles: Though it might mar the mood a bit if she finds you all spying on her! Did you use that mouthwash?
Frasier: No, Maris did.
Niles: My God, she's in the mood for more than champagne.
Frasier Quotes
‘Voyage of the Damned’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles. Niles, what happened? Was that Maris I saw running out of here?
Niles: Yes. She saw Mimi pawing me and assumed the worst. I've got to go speak to her. How upset did she look?
Roz: Oh, I couldn't see anything past the outfit. Who wears a black dress and veil on a cruise?
Frasier: Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an ahi tuna!
Quote from Roz
Roz: I don't see her. Maybe she went back out. Oh, wait. I see her coat on a hat rack.
Frasier: Look closer. Is the hat rack moving?
Roz: Oh, my God.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: I thought you were preparing an anniversary dinner for Maris.
Niles: Uh, not this year. Maris has chosen to fly off to a clinic in the Alps for an experimental rejuvenation treatment. Only one man performs the procedure and she wants to see him before he's extradited.