Niles Quote #931
Quote from Niles in Voyage of the Damned
Roz: Look, Frasier, it's not that bad. I mean, at least you got top billing.
Frasier: Well, of course I got top billing. I'm the only one up there I've ever heard of.
Roz: Come on, what about him?
Frasier: "Latin Singing Sensation Carlos 'the Barracuda' Del Gato?"
Roz: Yeah. Don't you remember him from the 70's? He invented that big dance craze, the Barracuda.
Niles: Believe it or not, Maris was a big fan of his.
Frasier: No!
Niles: Yes, that was the one dance she could do. The Hustle was too strenuous, she had no booty to shake. But her fetching little under-bite was just perfect for the Barracuda.
Frasier Quotes
‘Voyage of the Damned’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles. Niles, what happened? Was that Maris I saw running out of here?
Niles: Yes. She saw Mimi pawing me and assumed the worst. I've got to go speak to her. How upset did she look?
Roz: Oh, I couldn't see anything past the outfit. Who wears a black dress and veil on a cruise?
Frasier: Roz, the woman has virtually no pigmentation. Three minutes in the sun, she'd sear like an ahi tuna!
Quote from Roz
Roz: I don't see her. Maybe she went back out. Oh, wait. I see her coat on a hat rack.
Frasier: Look closer. Is the hat rack moving?
Roz: Oh, my God.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: I thought you were preparing an anniversary dinner for Maris.
Niles: Uh, not this year. Maris has chosen to fly off to a clinic in the Alps for an experimental rejuvenation treatment. Only one man performs the procedure and she wants to see him before he's extradited.