Roz Quote #219
Quote from Roz in The Unnatural
Frasier: Oh, Roz, um, listen, didn't you used to date some executive at Microsoft?
Roz: Oh, Scott Blankman! Ugh, talk about your messy break-ups. Even after I dumped the guy, he kept calling me. At first he'd make excuses, "Oh sorry, I hit the wrong button on my speed dial", and then he just gave up the pretense and there'd be sobbing on the other end of the line. I finally said, "Scott, I never, ever want to talk to you again." Why do you ask?
Frasier: I'd like you to give him a call.
Roz: What?
Frasier: Well, Frederick's coming to visit me this week. The only thing he asked for was a tour of Microsoft, and I sort of already, well, promised that I could arrange it for him.
Roz: Frasier, you're asking me to call a man who camped outside my apartment building and held a big sign up that said, "Roz Doyle is afraid to love!"
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Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [into phone] My eight year-old son is visiting me this weekend and he asked specifically if I could arrange a tour of the Microsoft complex. I was wondering what's your policy on... I'm sorry to hear that. You know, I don't often trade on my celebrity status, but does the name Frasier Crane mean anything to you? ... I'm sorry to hear that. Well, um, you know, it's entirely possible that one day a relative of yours may wish to tour my workplace... It's a radio station. Oh, forget it!
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles, refresh my memory. Why are we wearing plastic snouts and a tiny little wading pool around our waists?
Niles: Oh, you've forgotten. That Halloween we went as "The Bay of Pigs."
Frasier: Ah! Yes, as I recall nobody got it. We finally had to take to telling that we were "Swine Lake." They didn't get that either. That was a long evening.
Quote from Niles
Niles: I went through some of my old albums this morning and found a few photos of us when we were Frederick's age.
Frasier: Oh, Lord.
Niles: I thought he might find them amusing. Oh here, there we are, all dressed up for our first cub scout hike.
Frasier: And the last.
Niles: Yes, well, we didn't exactly endear ourselves to the pack. All the other kids had those knapsacks, we showed up with those monogrammed train cases.