Niles Quote #802
Quote from Niles in The Unnatural
Niles: I went through some of my old albums this morning and found a few photos of us when we were Frederick's age.
Frasier: Oh, Lord.
Niles: I thought he might find them amusing. Oh here, there we are, all dressed up for our first cub scout hike.
Frasier: And the last.
Niles: Yes, well, we didn't exactly endear ourselves to the pack. All the other kids had those knapsacks, we showed up with those monogrammed train cases.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Unnatural’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [into phone] My eight year-old son is visiting me this weekend and he asked specifically if I could arrange a tour of the Microsoft complex. I was wondering what's your policy on... I'm sorry to hear that. You know, I don't often trade on my celebrity status, but does the name Frasier Crane mean anything to you? ... I'm sorry to hear that. Well, um, you know, it's entirely possible that one day a relative of yours may wish to tour my workplace... It's a radio station. Oh, forget it!
Quote from Niles
Frederick: Hello, Uncle Niles.
Niles: Hello, Frederick. My, aren't you getting big.
Frederick: I'm the same exact size I was the last time you saw me.
Niles: Well, your mother's cooking will do that for a growing boy.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Niles, refresh my memory. Why are we wearing plastic snouts and a tiny little wading pool around our waists?
Niles: Oh, you've forgotten. That Halloween we went as "The Bay of Pigs."
Frasier: Ah! Yes, as I recall nobody got it. We finally had to take to telling that we were "Swine Lake." They didn't get that either. That was a long evening.