Frasier Quote #1197
Quote from Frasier in Roz's Krant and Gouldenstein Are Dead
Roz: Well, guess it's back to scraping up roadkill.
Frasier: Roz. Roz, surely you realize what happened today at the retirement home was an aberration.
Roz: Well, maybe so, but I wasn't comfortable being around old people to begin with and this certainly hasn't helped matters.
Frasier: Now Roz, listen. If you're ever going to conquer your fear of aging, you've got to get back down there and spend some time with these people. You'll learn that they're really vital human beings.
Roz: Well, I'm still not convinced.
Frasier: All right then, think of it this way. There's been a lot of fog on the interstate lately and the caribou are migrating.
‘Roz's Krant and Gouldenstein Are Dead’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: So how did it go? Or should I say, how big a scene did she make?
Niles: Actually, she did quite well. She willingly joined in the ceremonial chanting. When the shaman invited those so inclined to embrace their favorite tree, Maris said the only tree she was willing to embrace was her family tree. Everyone laughed. Well, I laughed. Then it happened. They called for a group hug.
Frasier: Oh, dear.
Niles: Last time I saw her, she was racing towards her Mercedes, emitting a high-pitched shriek that caused the wedding doves to attack one another.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Are there no other services you could have performed?
Roz: The only other option was visiting old people in a retirement home.
Frasier: And you chose this?
Niles: Well, think about it. Walking the streets, picking up trash, you can see how Roz would go with the familiar.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Yes, well, Niles, there are all different sorts of women in the world. Perhaps if you tiptoed beyond the fringes of your precious circle, cast a wider net..
Niles: Frasier? That woman by the side of the road, spearing trash.
Frasier: Not that wide.
Niles: No, no, no, no. It's Roz!
Frasier: My God, it is.
Niles: If she realizes we've recognized her, she'll be utterly humiliated. Oh, Roz!