Martin: So how did it go? Or should I say, how big a scene did she make?
Niles: Actually, she did quite well. She willingly joined in the ceremonial chanting. When the shaman invited those so inclined to embrace their favorite tree, Maris said the only tree she was willing to embrace was her family tree. Everyone laughed. Well, I laughed. Then it happened. They called for a group hug.
Frasier: Oh, dear.
Niles: Last time I saw her, she was racing towards her Mercedes, emitting a high-pitched shriek that caused the wedding doves to attack one another.

Frasier: Yes, well, Niles, there are all different sorts of women in the world. Perhaps if you tiptoed beyond the fringes of your precious circle, cast a wider net..
Niles: Frasier? That woman by the side of the road, spearing trash.
Frasier: Not that wide.
Niles: No, no, no, no. It's Roz!
Frasier: My God, it is.
Niles: If she realizes we've recognized her, she'll be utterly humiliated. Oh, Roz!

Frasier: Well, Norman, it was a real pleasure. I hope you keep listening to my show.
Norman: I sure will. You're a good man. Not a lot of people left with your kind of integrity.
[Frasier leaves, but he comes right back]
Frasier: Norman. I have a little confession to make. I didn't- I didn't drop your ashtray, I dropped the mask and the nose broke off. I feel just terrible.
Norman: Oh, that's why you needed my denture adhesive?
Frasier: Yes.
Norman: Well, usually it works pretty well. I must have dropped that mask ten times. I am blind, you know.
Frasier: Well, certainly is a relief to hear that. Well, you know, I better get out of here before I do any further damage. It was great meeting you. Would you like me to leave the light on or off?
Norman: Surprise me.