Frasier Quote #1203
Quote from Frasier in Roz's Krant and Gouldenstein Are Dead
[As Frasier admires the face mask, it slips out of his hand and falls to the floor.]
Norman: [o.s.] What was that?
Frasier: Nothing! Nothing! Uh, I just knocked your ashtray over.
Norman: [returning to the room] I hope it wasn't damaged. My grandson made that for me at summer camp.
Frasier: Oh no, it's intact. Not the tiniest chip.
Norman: Oh, good. Set it back on the table. You know how attached you get to family things. Do you have children, Dr Crane?
Frasier: [on his knees, looking for the missing nose] Uh, uh, yes.
Norman: Dr Crane, are you on the floor?
Frasier: I was just tying my shoelace. Yes, yes I have a son. I'd much rather hear about your family.
Norman: Well, I've got four sons and one daughter. You wouldn't happen to be single now by any chance, would you Dr Crane?
Frasier: As a matter of fact, I am.
Norman: So's my daughter. I'll tell you about her first. She's a sweet thing. Beautiful, too. Just like her mother. Same cheekbones, same nose.
Frasier: [after finding the nose] And what a lovely nose it is.
‘Roz's Krant and Gouldenstein Are Dead’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: So how did it go? Or should I say, how big a scene did she make?
Niles: Actually, she did quite well. She willingly joined in the ceremonial chanting. When the shaman invited those so inclined to embrace their favorite tree, Maris said the only tree she was willing to embrace was her family tree. Everyone laughed. Well, I laughed. Then it happened. They called for a group hug.
Frasier: Oh, dear.
Niles: Last time I saw her, she was racing towards her Mercedes, emitting a high-pitched shriek that caused the wedding doves to attack one another.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Are there no other services you could have performed?
Roz: The only other option was visiting old people in a retirement home.
Frasier: And you chose this?
Niles: Well, think about it. Walking the streets, picking up trash, you can see how Roz would go with the familiar.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Yes, well, Niles, there are all different sorts of women in the world. Perhaps if you tiptoed beyond the fringes of your precious circle, cast a wider net..
Niles: Frasier? That woman by the side of the road, spearing trash.
Frasier: Not that wide.
Niles: No, no, no, no. It's Roz!
Frasier: My God, it is.
Niles: If she realizes we've recognized her, she'll be utterly humiliated. Oh, Roz!