Roz Quote #164
Quote from Roz in Frasier Loves Roz
Frasier: Well, Roz, I think your whole problem stems from some unresolved issues that cause you to choose the men you date. Always flashy and superficial, offering no prospect of a lasting relationship.
Roz: Why would I do that?
Frasier: Maybe fear of commitment, fear of being hurt. But maybe it's time you started looking at different kinds of men. You know, men who are more settled, a little less flash and more substance.
Roz: You're probably right, Frasier. You klnow, if I were smart, I'd go out with the next guy I see I'm not the least bit attracted to.
[Bulldog wheels his cart into the booth]
Bulldog: [lisping] Roz, Roz. I just bit my tongue. Can you kiss it and make it better?
Roz: The next one after him.
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Niles: What's the point of going to Switzerland without spending a day on the slopes? So I ducked out of the conference and who should I run into, but Maris? She'd just flown in for her yearly goat placenta treatments.
Frasier: Good Lord, is it placenta treatment time again already?
Niles: We had a set-to on the slopes. She ran, I tried to follow her tracks in the snow, but alas, she made none.
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Niles: Oh, now serving one hundred and fifty-one.
Frasier: Good God. He's here to see Roz?
Niles: Yes, well, no doubt they met when Sealy Posturepedic named them Man and Woman of the Year.
Quote from Frasier
Roz: The whole thing is just so depressing. Lately everyone I know is settling down, getting married, having children. What am I doing wrong?
Frasier: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend or a therapist?
Roz: As a friend.
Frasier: See a therapist.