Niles Quote #583
Quote from Niles in Crane vs. Crane
Frasier: Niles, you have no reason to feel badly. Everyone wants to be recognized for something they're good at. And you are a good psychiatrist.
Niles: Thank you, Frasier.
Frasier: Something I can't really lay claim to after today. How could I have so misjudged that man?
Niles: Well, he's undeniably charming for one thing. And he can be lucid for long stretches of time.
Frasier: Yes, but you weren't fooled. Somehow, you picked up on some tiny clue that I missed. You remember what it was?
Niles: Yes. Midway through our interview he took off his trousers and tried to put them on the cat.
Frasier: Well, I'd like to think that I might have picked up on that one, too.
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Niles: Oh, I didn't even know it was boxing season.
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Frasier: Hello, Niles. You know, it's not to late to ask them to put a big blue ball in front of your face during the broadcast. Perhaps spare you some shred of your reputation.
Niles: I'd laugh in your face but I'm saving my voice.
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Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river?
Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him.
Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.