Quote from Frasier in Crane vs. Crane
Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river? Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him. Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff. Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.