Frasier Quote #949
Quote from Frasier in Crane vs. Crane
Frasier: Uh, doesn't Mr. Safford deserve to be a bit of a free spirit after the years of his demanding career? A career in which he wore [Mr. Safford puts on a conductor's hat] many hats. The hat of a father, a philanthropist, a C.E.O-
Mr. Safford: All aboard! All aboard! Get your tickets ready. Have your tickets ready, please. Have your tickets ready. [Mr. Safford walks around the courtroom with a hole punch, checking people's "tickets"]
Frasier: In the end, it all comes down to this: can we really condemn a man for maintaining a childlike joie de vivre even in his twilight years?
Mr. Safford: All aboard for the Coast Express. Yes, making stops in Tacoma, Olympia, Portland and Salem. And the next stop is...
Frasier: I think I know where your next stop is going to be.
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‘Crane vs. Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Evening, Daphne.
Daphne: Oh, Dr. Crane, don't say anything about last night's boxing match. Your dad hasn't seen it yet.
Niles: Oh, I didn't even know it was boxing season.
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Hello, Niles. You know, it's not to late to ask them to put a big blue ball in front of your face during the broadcast. Perhaps spare you some shred of your reputation.
Niles: I'd laugh in your face but I'm saving my voice.
Quote from Frasier
Martin: You're gonna help sell that poor old guy down the river?
Niles: Not at all. Mr. Safford is unbalanced. His son is worried sick about him.
Martin: Oh, his son's worried he's not gonna get his hands on his father's fortune. Boy, the minute a man starts getting up there his kids start making plans to divvy up his stuff.
Frasier: Dad, you'll be pleased to know that Niles and I have decided to give all your things to charity. We're donating your clothes to the blind.