Niles Quote #551
Quote from Niles in Look Before You Leap
Frasier: Good morning, Niles.
Niles: Good? It's glorious. Heaven-sent! And you know why? Maris called. She wants to get together with me this evening.
Frasier: Oh Niles, that's wonderful news. It's high time you and Maris sat down and talked through your problems.
Niles: She doesn't want to talk. When she says "get together" she means in the "You wear the creme fraiche, I'll lick it off" sense. She's cleared her schedule from seven till seven-thirty. That means foreplay and cuddling!
Martin: You know, Niles, remember when you were a kid and your mother and I wouldn't discuss the Cuban Missile Crisis in front of you because we knew it'd give you bad dreams?
Niles: Yes.
Martin: It's a two-way street.
Frasier Quotes
‘Look Before You Leap’ Quotes
Quote from Martin
Daphne: Your son's right. You shouldn't be afraid to shake up your routine a little bit.
Martin: Hey, I don't see you taking any big leaps today.
Daphne: If there was something I wanted to do, I would do it.
Martin: Well, you're always whining about wanting to change your hair.
Daphne: I don't whine!
Martin: "I'm so sick of me hair. Do you think I should get it cut like Princess Di? Ooh, do you think that'd make
me cheeks look too fat? That reminds me of the craziest thing me Grammy Moon used to say!" I'll pay for the damn haircut if you stop yakking and just do it.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: Roz, it is a wonderful day. You know, I think the entire city of Seattle is convinced it's springtime. I was
walking down the street, I passed a pet store, and in the window I could see two snakes doing a mating dance.
Roz: If you ask me, celebrating a dance that brings more snakes into the world is like toasting a law school graduation.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: That's it! That's it! I'm not doing the aria.
Roz: What? You're backing out after you made all of us take those stupid leaps?
Frasier: You bet I am! It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's!