Niles Quote #549
Quote from Niles in A Word to the Wiseguy
Niles: Hello, Frasier.
Frasier: Niles! Oh, God! Don't do that!
Niles: Sorry. [to waiter] Double espresso, please. [to Frasier] I heard you on the radio today. I thought what you did was noble. To what South American nation will you be fleeing?
Frasier: Oh, like I'd tell you. One minute of interrogation and you would crack like a Jordan almond.
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