Frasier Quote #852

Quote from Frasier in Moon Dance

Frasier: Now, to the rest of my listeners, I'll be off on vacation for the next week, so please tune in to my replacement, the noted podiatrist, Dr Gareth Wooten, who'll be discussing the virtues of his new book, "Bunions and Blisters and Corns". Oh My!
Roz: I hate it when that weird foot freak subs for you. Couldn't you just have Frederick come and visit you here?

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 ‘Moon Dance’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Martin: You know, Niles, I think your problem is you still picture yourself as the same geeky kid you were in high school. But you've come a long way since then. And you're not doing yourself any favors sitting home every night. Now just think about it.
[Niles sinks back into the couch and whines]
Daphne: Wine, Dr. Crane?
Niles: Well, wouldn't you?

Quote from Martin

Niles: This is boring yet difficult.
Martin: Ah, there's no trick to dancing. It's just a matter of coordination. Hell, if you can ride a bike, or skip rope,
or kick a ball, you can certainly...

Quote from Niles

Niles: Oh, I just stopped by to ask you a question. Are you free Saturday night?
Martin: Sure.
Niles: Well, I'm not. I have a date.
Martin: Oh.
Daphne: Oh. Bravo, Dr. Crane.
Martin: Good for you. Who is she?
Niles: Marjorie Nash, the "Fruit On The Bottom" yogurt heiress. I bumped into her at the Frye museum. Before I knew it, your advice was thundering in my ears. I found myself asking her out. We'll be attending our club's annual winter dance, the "Snow Ball!"
Martin: Good for you.
Daphne: What's she like?
Niles: Well, she's terribly haughty and rumors persist about her husband's death, but still, a date's a date.