Frasier Quote #800

Quote from Frasier in Frasier Grinch

Martin: Hey, it's okay. There's a big toy store in the mall. They're open late tonight. Just don't worry about it.
Frasier: Well, that's easy for you to say, Dad. My God, it's Christmas Eve, the gifts I ordered are three
thousand miles away, my son is due in an hour, and on top of it all I have to go to a mall!
Animatronic Santa: Ho, Ho, Ho!
Niles: Oh, don't look at me, he said it.

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 ‘Frasier Grinch’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Dad, I'm sorry, if Frederick's anything like me, the kind of toys he'll like to play with are... A kitchen set, a dollhouse and three kinds of Barbies. Oh, good God. This is for a Franklin Crane from Kennebunkport. Oh, God, do you realize what this means?
Niles: Yes. The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain.

Quote from Roz

Bulldog: [indicating the mistletoe hanging from his hat] Hey, Roz. You know what's over my head?
Roz: Almost any clever remark?
Bulldog: What'd she mean by that?

Quote from Daphne

Frasier: I see you've been busy in the kitchen.
Daphne: Yeah. I'm bringing Grammy Moon's famous plum duff. It's a still flour pudding boiled in a cloth bag.
Martin: Who gets to lick the bag?
Daphne: No. You see, Grammy Moon had a secret ingredient. She'd soak it for hours in rum, then ignite it in a blinding flash. As soon as she came out of the kitchen with no eyebrows, we knew dessert was ready. You know, to this day the smell of burning hair puts me in the holiday spirit.