Frasier Quote #787
Quote from Frasier in The Last Time I Saw Maris
[Eddie is standing behind Frasier as he looks in the refrigerator]
Frasier: I know you're there. After last night, frankly, I've had quite enough of your kind. You can stare all you like. I'm not going to give you anything to eat.
[Daphne quietly walks in and whimpers like a dog]
Frasier: Oh, all right, here. You might as well finish off this god-awful Shepherd's Pie that Daphne made. Lord knows it isn't fit for humans. [turns around and sees Daphne] Did that sound like "humans?" I said "Mormons."
Frasier Quotes
‘The Last Time I Saw Maris’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: Mike ran a check on Maris's credit cards, there's been a whole bunch of charges in New York.
Niles: Oh, God. She's been kidnapped. Someone's using her credit cards.
Martin: [on the phone] Yeah, O.K., slow down. Armani... Valentino... Cartier... Tiffany...
Niles: Any restaurants?
Martin: Any restaurants? [to Niles] Not a one.
Niles: She's alive!
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Oh look, your brother left us a note.
Frasier: "Dear Dad, Frasier, & Daphne. When you wake up this morning I'll be gone. Thank you for all your help,
but I don't want to be a burden any longer."
Daphne: You don't think... No, I'm sure this is all completely harmless.
Martin: Yeah, my gun's still locked up. And the door to the balcony's closed...
Frasier: And we all know that Daphne's Shepherd's Pie is still in the refrigerator.
Quote from Martin
Martin: [on the phone, describing Maris] Uh, thin. Make that very thin. Caucasian. Very Caucasian.