Quote from Frasier in The Last Time I Saw Maris
Daphne: Oh look, your brother left us a note. Frasier: "Dear Dad, Frasier, & Daphne. When you wake up this morning I'll be gone. Thank you for all your help, but I don't want to be a burden any longer." Daphne: You don't think... No, I'm sure this is all completely harmless. Martin: Yeah, my gun's still locked up. And the door to the balcony's closed... Frasier: And we all know that Daphne's Shepherd's Pie is still in the refrigerator.