Frasier Quote #782
Quote from Frasier in The Last Time I Saw Maris
Roz: I am the joke of the station. When I used to come in in the morning the guard would say, "Morning, Roz." Now it's "All hail, Rozalinda!"
Frasier: Roz, I think you should be flattered. Noel's attempt to immortalize you is-is akin to a love poem written by Robert Browning to his wife.
Roz: Did he ever write a poem where he gave her two extra breasts?
Frasier: Well, I'd have to check my English Lit notes, but I think not, no.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Last Time I Saw Maris’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Martin: Mike ran a check on Maris's credit cards, there's been a whole bunch of charges in New York.
Niles: Oh, God. She's been kidnapped. Someone's using her credit cards.
Martin: [on the phone] Yeah, O.K., slow down. Armani... Valentino... Cartier... Tiffany...
Niles: Any restaurants?
Martin: Any restaurants? [to Niles] Not a one.
Niles: She's alive!
Quote from Frasier
Daphne: Oh look, your brother left us a note.
Frasier: "Dear Dad, Frasier, & Daphne. When you wake up this morning I'll be gone. Thank you for all your help,
but I don't want to be a burden any longer."
Daphne: You don't think... No, I'm sure this is all completely harmless.
Martin: Yeah, my gun's still locked up. And the door to the balcony's closed...
Frasier: And we all know that Daphne's Shepherd's Pie is still in the refrigerator.
Quote from Martin
Martin: [on the phone, describing Maris] Uh, thin. Make that very thin. Caucasian. Very Caucasian.