Martin Quote #285
Quote from Martin in The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
Daphne: She's a very sweet person and I'm going to miss her.
Martin: Well, you're not the one she's always undressing with her eyes. She lured me into her apartment one time, supposedly to fix a lamp. Next thing I know, I got a drink in my hand and she's reading me a dirty poem about meadow walks.
Frasier: Well, I must admit she's never done that to me.
Martin: Yeah well, if she does, don't fake a charley horse to get outta there. She'll just try to rub it.
‘The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, look at the time. I, er, have a session with my multiple personality.
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: Not to worry. If I'm late he can just talk amongst himself.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: We were just discussing the step system in a new healthcare plans co-payment scheme and- Well, it wouldn't interest you.
Roz: Oh, the hell it wouldn't. You know they're too cheap to pay for a butt-lift? I sit on this thing all day long, that's work-related!
Quote from Niles
Niles: Frasier!
Frasier: Damn, I didn't think you'd be here...
Niles: Well, I would've gone to my regular haunt, but "The Pig 'N Swig" is closed for remodeling.