Niles Quote #471
Quote from Niles in The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
Niles: Frasier!
Frasier: Damn, I didn't think you'd be here...
Niles: Well, I would've gone to my regular haunt, but "The Pig 'N Swig" is closed for remodeling.
‘The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Niles
Niles: Oh, look at the time. I, er, have a session with my multiple personality.
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: Not to worry. If I'm late he can just talk amongst himself.
Quote from Roz
Frasier: We were just discussing the step system in a new healthcare plans co-payment scheme and- Well, it wouldn't interest you.
Roz: Oh, the hell it wouldn't. You know they're too cheap to pay for a butt-lift? I sit on this thing all day long, that's work-related!
Quote from Niles
Niles: Had sex with her, didn't you?
Frasier: I didn't mean to. It just ... happened! One minute we were negotiating, the next minute our inhibitions were shattered, along with my kneecap and her Macintosh PowerBook.
Niles: This happened in her office?
Frasier: Yes.
Niles: What are you saying? Her couch folds out?
Frasier: We used her desk.
Niles: ... Her desk folds out?!