Bulldog Quote #44
Quote from Bulldog in Leapin' Lizards
Frasier: Roz, who is on the line?
Roz: On line four we have Mac, who's recently moved here from Australia and he's having a problem with a co-worker.
Frasier: Hello, Mac, welcome to Seattle, I'm listening.
Mac: [In a broad Australian accent] "Well, mate, it's like your Shelia said. I'm working with a real yob-out. He goes on and on about things nobody gives a billabong about just to show off how smart he is."
Frasier: Well, you have my sympathy. There's nothing more irritating than pointless and pretentious erudition. My advice to you is to simply avoid him, is that possible?
Mac: "Not really, you bloody wallaby!"
[Bulldog taps on the glass window]
Bulldog: You're on right before me! Stay tuned for the Bulldog. [barks]
Frasier Quotes
‘Leapin' Lizards’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with a man who's favorite t-shirt reads "Seattle Hooter Inspector".
Kate: Afraid of the competition?
Frasier: I am a doctor, I went ... to medical school. I will not embarrass myself by engaging in a grab for ratings.
Kate: You just announced to a half a million listeners that you are "filled to the brim with girlish glee." I think the H.M.S. Pinafore of embarrassment has sailed.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Yes, I've tried dealing with this problem on my own but Bulldog insists on interrupting my show with his foolish pranks.
Kate: I heard.
Frasier: Yes, well I did not spend eight grueling years at Harvard to be mocked by that juvenile jackass.
Kate: Shameless.
Frasier: Oh, he's beyond shameless!
Kate: I'm talking about the way you manage to get Harvard into every conversation.
Frasier: Well, I'm sure you'll mention your alma mater, too, some day. When it's accredited.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, that's one on me, or rather one on me and my call screener, Roz, whose ancestors were once heard remarking, "Oh, what a nice wooden horse, of course I'll sign for it."