Frasier Quote #704

Quote from Frasier in Shrink Rap

Frasier: Dr. Crane, are you denying that most accidents happen for a reason?
Niles: No, Dr. Crane, I believe they do. I'm reminded of a recent "accident" involving a four-inch wooden block attached to a men's room key which walked off in somebody's pocket. Obviously an act of hostility, wouldn't you say?!
Frasier: Certainly a well-deserved one, considering what an insufferable prig someone has been today!
Niles: You dare call me a prig after I rescued you from that sideshow you call a radio program?
Frasier: One more crack about my show and I'll put that little wooden block in a place you'll always be able to find it!

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 ‘Shrink Rap’ Quotes

Quote from Niles

Frasier: Well, since you've asked. I think in divorce we have painful feelings, which are, nevertheless, healthy feelings. We start to date too quickly and we want to be sure that that's not panacea for the pain.
Niles: Ooh, yes, you'll all find my brother's quite adept with those peppy little bromides. "Panacea for the pain." You can almost hear the phrase: "We'll be right back after these words from Pringles."

Quote from Martin

Frasier: Dad, why are you laughing? Why is Dad laughing?
Martin: You two, you'll never learn.
Niles: Oh, oh, you think this is a bad idea?
Martin: The restaurant you bought together, that was a bad idea. The book you tried to write together, that was a bad idea. But this.... No, that restaurant was still the stupidest.

Quote from Niles

Niles: You try and try, but at some point you finally have to admit, as much as you care about each other, your relationship isn't working and hasn't been for some time.
Dr. Schachter: But you two wouldn't be sitting here with me if you didn't want to save this relationship. Isn't that true?
Niles: Well, I'm willing to try, but I can't speak for-
Frasier: You don't have to speak for me, Niles. I'm perfectly capable of speaking for myself.
Niles: Yes, I know. Caruso wasn't so in love with the sound of his own voice.
Frasier: What is that supposed to mean?
Niles: Well, you tell me, Enrico. What do you think it means?