Frasier: Dr. Crane, are you denying that most accidents happen for a reason?
Niles: No, Dr. Crane, I believe they do. I'm reminded of a recent "accident" involving a four-inch wooden block attached to a men's room key which walked off in somebody's pocket. Obviously an act of hostility, wouldn't you say?!
Frasier: Certainly a well-deserved one, considering what an insufferable prig someone has been today!
Niles: You dare call me a prig after I rescued you from that sideshow you call a radio program?
Frasier: One more crack about my show and I'll put that little wooden block in a place you'll always be able to find it!