Martin Quote #255
Quote from Martin in The Innkeepers
Martin: Look, when I was a cop walking the beat, there was this one restaurant on the corner. In ten years, it must have changed hands twenty times. First, it was Ling Fun's Lychee Palace, then it was Tony's Meatball Hutch, then it was A Little Taste of Yorkshire. English food. Big surprise that lasted about five minutes.
Frasier Quotes
‘The Innkeepers’ Quotes
Quote from Roz
Niles: Don't touch! The smallest smudge decreases its value.
Frasier: Oh, Niles, guess what thriving Seattle night spot is closing its doors.
Niles: Roz, you're moving.
[Roz takes Niles' rare book and licks the cover]
Quote from Niles
Frasier: Niles, tonight let's go to Orsini's for one glorious farewell dinner.
Niles: Why not? I'll make the reservations. We'll take Dad and Daphne.
Frasier: Great. Will Maris be joining us?
Niles: Oh, sadly no. She had a bad experience there one Christmas Eve. An Italian soccer team was at the next table. Maris announced she was in the mood for a goose and, perhaps inevitably, tragedy ensued.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Now, for those of you who are leaving, please keep us in mind for your next special occasion. We plan many new and exciting innovations in the weeks to come. [A car smashes through the wall. The customers scream.] Starting with our ... our drive-through window.
Otto: Number twenty-three is ready.